how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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