Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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