You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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