Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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