rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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