He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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