did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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