That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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