you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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