We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She bit a glass in half.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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