I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
nutella sex= disaster
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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