now i know why i became what i already was.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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