I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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