Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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