But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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