she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Boobs speak an international language.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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