Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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