Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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