My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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