scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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