You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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