I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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