She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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