thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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