She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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