Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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