everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
ttyl tear gas
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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