She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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