so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
