Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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