She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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