brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed