You're my little dorito
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?