i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic