it wasn't lemon gatorade
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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