I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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