That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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