i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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