So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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