I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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