Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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