i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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