its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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