If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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