My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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