You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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