Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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