and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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