Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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