My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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