That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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