Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize