The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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