Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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