do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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