I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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