I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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