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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
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You. Win. At. Life.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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