Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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